
All’s Fair in Love and Pizza
by Lane Hayes
Genre: Contemporary, Rom-Com, Small-Town, Sports
Tropes: Grumpy-sunshine, Enemies to lovers, Humor
Designer: Reese Dante
Blurb:
A bake-off between enemiesโฆwhat could go wrong?
MATEO
Can you believe this? Havertonโs football hero is opening a bagel shop next to my pizzeria and heโs sellingโwait for itโpizza bagels. The nerve!ย
And Rob Vilmer isnโt above using his fame to attract clients. Itโs annoying and yes, Iโm feeling a little crusty about the situation. My temper has gotten me into a few binds, but a pizza-bagel war? This is a first.ย
Iโm gonna crush him.ย
ROB
After years of playing in the pros, Iโm beat. All I want is to open a bagel shop in the town that gave me a shot at the big time. Iโd love some peace and quiet too, however, I wonโt be getting that with Mateo Cavaretti next door.ย
Geez, I canโt believe I had a crush on that guy in college. Sure, heโs still incredibly good-looking, but heโs a grouch. And while I like my business partnerโs idea of settling our dispute with a classic bake-off, Mateo and I canโt be in the same room without fireworks exploding.ย
Okay, some of those fireworks are extra sexy and that might be a problem.ย
Or is all truly fair in love and pizzaโฆand bagels?
Allโs Fair in Love and Pizza is an MM grumpy/sunshine, small-town romance featuring former teammates, a culinary challenge, and a HEA worth fighting for.ย
*A portion of All’s Fair in Love and Pizza was originally included in the Delicious Anthology. This new version has doubled in length to over 40k words and a whole lot of bake-off shenanigans!ย
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Excerpt:
โWhoa. Wait up.โ I held my hand like a stop sign and stepped into his space. Bad move. I had to tilt my head to meet his eyes now, and that was weird. I was six oneโnot exactly a small dude, but that asshole had sprouted at least another two inches since college. Iโd bet he was six foot six. And yes, he was an asshole. I hadnโt thought so until a minute ago, but nowโฆ โYou canโt sell pizza bagels next to a pizza parlor.โ
โI canโt?โย
โNo, you canโt. Itโs brand assimilation or something. Itโs illegal.โย
โIllegal?โ he scoffed. โI donโt think so, Mateo. Bagels are bagels, pizza is pizza. But I was only kidโโ
โYeah, but a pizza bagel is a piece of dough thatโs dressed up to look like something it isnโt. Itโs shady advertising, not to mention blatant customer poaching. Sell all the bagels you want, but donโt sell pizza bagels. Thatโs a great way to get off to a rotten start. You know what Iโm saying?โย
Rob regarded me for a long moment. โAre you threatening me?โ
โThreaten is a strong word. Iโm suggesting you do the right thing.โ
โOr what?โย
I snort-laughed in my most derisive, supremely irritating fashion. It was the kind of insincere and dismissive gesture that had pissed off opponents on the field years ago and still probably got under my cousinsโ skin. Nothing to brag about, but heyโฆIโd learned how to play with the big kids early. Rule number one: Never show fear. Rule number two: Never back down or give someone else the upper hand.ย
โI โspose youโll find out.โ I turned on my heels, tray clenched to my chest as I sauntered next door.
Yeah, yeah. Look, maybe Rob wasnโt the enemy. Maybe it was a quirky act of fate that heโd happened to lease the property next to mine. The one I wanted.
Fortune had shined upon him and that was nice and all, but Boardwalk Pizza was an institution in this town. We were the experts, we were the ones with decades of experience, and we werenโt going anywhere.ย
So Rob could shove his goddamn pizza bagel up his ass.
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Review:
I love Lane Hayes’s books. Her name on the cover makes it an automatic read for me but honestly I struggled a little at the beginning of this one. It’s set up as an enemies-to-lovers or rivals-to-lovers story but I just didn’t get why Mateo was so antagonistic to Rob from the beginning. I had faith tho and kept going and I’m glad I did. Once I got a little further, I loved the two of them together, and individually, and it made for lighthearted fun.
Teo is all sorts of prickly and sarcastic but he loves big and loud. And he’s surrounded by a family that loves just as big and loud and I love that for him. I need more from them because they are a hoot. While Rob may be a little quieter, he loves big too and he adores every bit of Teo’s grouchiness.
I do feel like there was an opportunity to go a little deeper into their issues – Rob’s anxiety and Teo’s reasons for putting up walls. It was originally a novella in an anthology so I’m wondering if maybe the additions just didn’t mesh quite as well as they could have.
Mixing a bit of fun with a dose of family love and some heat, Hayes gives us a nice, comfortable read. It’s not angsty, more a quiet slide into a HEA.
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Author Info:
Lane Hayesย lives in sunny Southern California with her amazing husband, who thankfully doesnโt mind cooking, and their fabulous fox red Labrador, George, whoโs pure mischief. Both provide oodles of inspiration for the low-angst, humorous books Lane loves to write.
Sheโs been telling stories about sexy, funny, sometimes geeky and quirky men who find love for a dozen years now and loving every minute. In her previous life, she sat at a desk and dealt with numbers, so yesโฆromance is much more satisfying!
Lane loves tea, travel, and chocolateโฆin any order. Add a book and sheโs set!
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