
All’s Fair in Love and Pizza
by Lane Hayes
Genre: Contemporary, Rom-Com, Small-Town, Sports
Tropes: Grumpy-sunshine, Enemies to lovers, Humor
Designer: Reese Dante
Blurb:
A bake-off between enemiesβ¦what could go wrong?
MATEO
Can you believe this? Havertonβs football hero is opening a bagel shop next to my pizzeria and heβs sellingβwait for itβpizza bagels. The nerve!Β
And Rob Vilmer isnβt above using his fame to attract clients. Itβs annoying and yes, Iβm feeling a little crusty about the situation. My temper has gotten me into a few binds, but a pizza-bagel war? This is a first.Β
Iβm gonna crush him.Β
ROB
After years of playing in the pros, Iβm beat. All I want is to open a bagel shop in the town that gave me a shot at the big time. Iβd love some peace and quiet too, however, I wonβt be getting that with Mateo Cavaretti next door.Β
Geez, I canβt believe I had a crush on that guy in college. Sure, heβs still incredibly good-looking, but heβs a grouch. And while I like my business partnerβs idea of settling our dispute with a classic bake-off, Mateo and I canβt be in the same room without fireworks exploding.Β
Okay, some of those fireworks are extra sexy and that might be a problem.Β
Or is all truly fair in love and pizzaβ¦and bagels?
Allβs Fair in Love and Pizza is an MM grumpy/sunshine, small-town romance featuring former teammates, a culinary challenge, and a HEA worth fighting for.Β
*A portion of All’s Fair in Love and Pizza was originally included in the Delicious Anthology. This new version has doubled in length to over 40k words and a whole lot of bake-off shenanigans!Β
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Excerpt:
βWhoa. Wait up.β I held my hand like a stop sign and stepped into his space. Bad move. I had to tilt my head to meet his eyes now, and that was weird. I was six oneβnot exactly a small dude, but that asshole had sprouted at least another two inches since college. Iβd bet he was six foot six. And yes, he was an asshole. I hadnβt thought so until a minute ago, but nowβ¦ βYou canβt sell pizza bagels next to a pizza parlor.β
βI canβt?βΒ
βNo, you canβt. Itβs brand assimilation or something. Itβs illegal.βΒ
βIllegal?β he scoffed. βI donβt think so, Mateo. Bagels are bagels, pizza is pizza. But I was only kidββ
βYeah, but a pizza bagel is a piece of dough thatβs dressed up to look like something it isnβt. Itβs shady advertising, not to mention blatant customer poaching. Sell all the bagels you want, but donβt sell pizza bagels. Thatβs a great way to get off to a rotten start. You know what Iβm saying?βΒ
Rob regarded me for a long moment. βAre you threatening me?β
βThreaten is a strong word. Iβm suggesting you do the right thing.β
βOr what?βΒ
I snort-laughed in my most derisive, supremely irritating fashion. It was the kind of insincere and dismissive gesture that had pissed off opponents on the field years ago and still probably got under my cousinsβ skin. Nothing to brag about, but heyβ¦Iβd learned how to play with the big kids early. Rule number one: Never show fear. Rule number two: Never back down or give someone else the upper hand.Β
βI βspose youβll find out.β I turned on my heels, tray clenched to my chest as I sauntered next door.
Yeah, yeah. Look, maybe Rob wasnβt the enemy. Maybe it was a quirky act of fate that heβd happened to lease the property next to mine. The one I wanted.
Fortune had shined upon him and that was nice and all, but Boardwalk Pizza was an institution in this town. We were the experts, we were the ones with decades of experience, and we werenβt going anywhere.Β
So Rob could shove his goddamn pizza bagel up his ass.
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Review:
I love Lane Hayes’s books. Her name on the cover makes it an automatic read for me but honestly I struggled a little at the beginning of this one. It’s set up as an enemies-to-lovers or rivals-to-lovers story but I just didn’t get why Mateo was so antagonistic to Rob from the beginning. I had faith tho and kept going and I’m glad I did. Once I got a little further, I loved the two of them together, and individually, and it made for lighthearted fun.
Teo is all sorts of prickly and sarcastic but he loves big and loud. And he’s surrounded by a family that loves just as big and loud and I love that for him. I need more from them because they are a hoot. While Rob may be a little quieter, he loves big too and he adores every bit of Teo’s grouchiness.
I do feel like there was an opportunity to go a little deeper into their issues – Rob’s anxiety and Teo’s reasons for putting up walls. It was originally a novella in an anthology so I’m wondering if maybe the additions just didn’t mesh quite as well as they could have.
Mixing a bit of fun with a dose of family love and some heat, Hayes gives us a nice, comfortable read. It’s not angsty, more a quiet slide into a HEA.
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Author Info:
Lane HayesΒ lives in sunny Southern California with her amazing husband, who thankfully doesnβt mind cooking, and their fabulous fox red Labrador, George, whoβs pure mischief. Both provide oodles of inspiration for the low-angst, humorous books Lane loves to write.
Sheβs been telling stories about sexy, funny, sometimes geeky and quirky men who find love for a dozen years now and loving every minute. In her previous life, she sat at a desk and dealt with numbers, so yesβ¦romance is much more satisfying!
Lane loves tea, travel, and chocolateβ¦in any order. Add a book and sheβs set!
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