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by Emma Hart
Blurb:
Top Tip: Donโt put out an online ad offering your services as a fake date. Someone will take you up on it.
And it wonโt just be for one night.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how I ended up being Mason Jacksonโs fake girlfriend.
He didnโt even want me to be. Noโhis sister was solely responsible for me being his date for his ten-year high school reunion.
Now, sheโs responsible for telling his parents our relationship is real.
We have no choice. We have to act like this isnโt all a mistake, like itโs not all fake, like weโre totally, completely, utterly, head-over-heels in love with each other.
Simple, right?
Wrong.
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Excerpt:
โIโve seen you eat nothing but junk. Are you one of those irritating people who can eat what they want and put on no weight?โ
โOkay, first.โ I held up one finger. โYou look like you could walk into the cast of the Avengers, so donโt come at me with that. Also, I run. Every day. And I donโt always eat junk.โ
โYou run?โ His eyebrows shot up.
โI donโt know if I should be insulted or not.โ
โNo, I justโyou donโt look like a runner.โ
โAnd you donโt look like Chris Hemsworth, but here you are on my sofa looking like a dark-haired Norse god,โ I shot back. โWhatโs your point?โ
He held up his hands, fighting another laugh, one that made his eyes shine. โHey, I have a physical job. I rarely get to the gym, but Iโm always moving.โ
โHave you ever worked behind a bar? Iโm not exactly running a call center back there. It never stops sometimes.โ
โDo I look like I mix cocktails?โ
Doing what heโd done just minutes before, I took a long, hard look at him, from head to toe.
It was a mistake.
If I were a sloth, I wouldnโt just climb him like a tree; Iโd hang off him for a nap, too.
Lord, he was hot.
Focus, Lauren.
โNo,โ I said. โYou look like the lone wolf who waits for the cocktail-drinking girls to accidentally spill their drinks on your shoes.โ I glanced at the time. โSpeaking of, I have to go and make those cocktails.โ
Mason grinned. โYou want me to come and get hit on by drunk girls?โ
โAs someone who has no say in your life whatsoever, I donโt care what you do.โ I stood up and looked at him over my shoulder. โAs your fake girlfriend, Iโm a bit of a tiger, so I wouldnโt.โ
โI know.โ He snorted, following me to the front door with his laptop tucked under his arm. โIโve seen you play the possessive girlfriend. If this werenโt all fake, I would have been a little turned on.โ
I locked the front door and tossed my hair over my shoulder. โPlease. You were totally turned on.โ
He said nothing as we headed for the stairs.
โYou can say something. That was a joke.โ I glanced at him, heat rushing to my cheeks.
His lips pulled into a smirk, eyes flashing. โI reserve the right to not respond.โ
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Author Info:
Emma Hart is the New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of over thirty novels and has been translated into several different languages.
She is a mother, wife, lover of wine, Pink Goddess, and valiant rescuer of wild baby hedgehogs.
Emma prides herself on her realistic, snarky smut, with comebacks that would make a PMS-ing teenage girl proud.
Yes, really. She’s that sarcastic.
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