Two strangers who couldnβt be more opposite find themselves on an unexpected cross-country road trip days before Christmas where whatever can go wrong, does.
Heβs an Army Ranger.
Sheβs a baker.
Heβs organized and rigid.
Sheβs messy and carefree.
He doesnβt do relationships.
Sheβs following her heart.
His family chat blows up his phone.
She just buried her last living relative.
The holiday season doesnβt seem so jolly as they venture from one mode of transportation to the next. But, they have to become friends and rely on each other if theyβre going to survive all the obstacles thrown their way.
As the miles grow shorter, vulnerabilities are shared, and by the time they reach their destination, neither one of them is sure what they really want for Christmas anymore.
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Y’all, Piper Rayne is one of those one click authors for me. It doesn’t matter what their book is about, and there have been some where the blurb made me go ehhh, they have never let me down. Their characters are always interesting and detailed, the plot is engrossing, and the love story leaves me with a happy smile.
Claus and Effect is no different, full of hijinks and feels in equal measure. I enjoyed the insta-hate that these two have going. The dual POV makes it a little bit easier to be OK with their initial level of snark (I think it’s easy to get heavy-handed with it and move into rude & unattractive instead of tension hiding something more type thing). As they are forced into one unexpected, and often madcap, situation after another, forcing them to get to know each other better, their feelings start to morph into something a bit more positive. And before they can make it to Portland, they realize that maybe they were wrong about a whole lot of things.
I’ll admit I didn’t see the third act trouble coming. And I’m not sure I 100% followed Tre’s issues, at least not to the extent that they come into play here. But it made for an extra quirky ending π There’s not a lot of steam here, in case that’s your thing, but I didn’t mind at all. It was all about the journey, and what a wacky & fun journey it was. Keep it coming Piper Rayne!
*****
Author Info:
Piper Rayne is a USA Today Bestselling Author duo who write “heartwarming humor with a side of sizzle” about families, whether that be blood or found. They both have e-readers full of one-clickable books, they’re married to husbands who drive them to drink, and they’re both chauffeurs to their kids. Most of all, they love hot heroes and quirky heroines who make them laugh, and they hope you do, too!
From New York Times bestselling author Kristen Proby comes The Stand-In, the newest novel in her beloved Single in Seattle series, featuring Drew Montgomery!
The Stand-In
Single in Seattle series
by Kristen Proby
Blurb:
I donβt like my new boss. Not at all.
London Ambrose is a spoiled billionaireβs daughter. And now sheβs the new co-owner of the Seattlefootball team,but that doesnβt mean that she knows diddly squat about football.
Thereβs nothing I hate more than having someone micromanaging me, shadowing my every move, and giving me their two cents on Every. Little. Thing. as I coach MY defensive line.
I donβt care about new team jerseys and branding or answering her million and one questions about how I do my job. But, I canβt help but come to her defense when an old flame shows up and starts harassing her. Iβm a Montgomery. We donβt let anyone mess with women.
Now, Iβm suddenly in a fake relationship, pretending to date the gorgeous billionaire and learning so many surprising things about this captivating woman that I just canβt seem to stay away from her.
When the lines between our fake relationship and real relationship blur, and my initial distaste for her turns into desire, I find myself coaching the most important game of my life – do I let my guard down or do I let London Ambrose walk away forever?
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This is the first by this author for me but I see her name everywhere and I know that she’s well loved by readers so I decided to take a chance on Drew’s book. Joining a series 5 books in wasn’t an issue. There are a lot of characters (and after this I’m looking forward to adding all of their books to my TBR pile) but the author made sure that new readers are able to keep up with them easily. So, if this is your first too I think you’ll be OK.
This book got a few middle of the road reviews because the story didn’t quite live up to the blurb and that was something I noticed as well. It’s not like Drew actively dislikes London, he just doesn’t think that she takes her ownership duties seriously, but as he gets to know her his opinion quickly changes. And their fake dating story line lasts all of about 10 pages so people who are looking for either an enemies-to-lovers or fake dating trope are going to be a little disappointed.
Instead we get a feel-good, slow burn, realistic romance. We’re there as London and Drew get to know each other better, act on their attraction, and let their feelings grow. It’s all sorts of heart-warming, and Drew’s relationship with London’s son is just the sweetest. I loved how serious London takes being a mom and the amazing way that she handles being a pillar of the community. She’s smart and dedicated, enjoys the benefits of her position but also is down-to-earth and real. And Drew isn’t afraid to let her shine. But he’s also there to support her when she needs it, which is awesome. If all her books have such charming characters I’m definitely looking forward to working my way thru Proby’s back list and seeing what she has coming up next.
*****
Author Info:
Kristen Proby is a New York Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal bestselling author of over seventy published titles. She debuted in 2012, captivating fans with spicy contemporary romance about families and friends with plenty of swoony love. She also writes paranormal romance and suggests you keep the lights on while reading them.
When not under deadline, Kristen enjoys spending time with her husband and their fur babies, riding her bike, relaxing with embroidery, trying her hand at painting, and, of course, enjoying her beautiful home in the mountains of Montana.
When the entire Montgomery family comes together, it makes for a holiday to remember.
But it’s more than just the tree, decorations, and gifts that have everyone talking. With so many people crammed under one roof, there’s bound to be some drama. Between last-minute business crises, talks of retirement, a new relationship, a sprinkle of marital problems, lots of snow, and a surprise baby, this has all the makings of a blue Christmas. They’ll need more than one Christmas miracle to get everything back on track, and hopefully Santaβor William Montgomeryβwill come to the rescue.
One thing’s for sure, it’s a Christmas they’ll be talking about for years to come.
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Samantha Chase is a New York Times and USA Today bestseller of contemporary romance that’s hotter than sweet, sweeter than hot. She released her debut novel in 2011 and currently has more than seventy titles under her belt – including THE CHRISTMAS COTTAGE which was a Hallmark Christmas movie in 2017! She’s a Disney enthusiast who still happily listens to 80’s rock. When she’s not working on a new story, she spends her time reading romances, playing way too many games of Solitaire on Facebook, wearing a tiara while playing with her sassy pug Maylene…oh, and spending time with her husband of 30 years and their two sons in Wake Forest, North Carolina.
Blaine Wicked is used to women doing as he says in and out of the bedroom. Find out happens when he falls for the one woman who wonβt submit to his wicked ways in the newest insanely sexy, deeply emotional, and laugh-out-loud funny standalone romance by New York Times bestselling author Melissa Foster.
Blaine Wicked can spot trouble a mile away. As the eldest of five and raised in a Dark Knights biker family, he has always been a protector. Rescuing a stripper from a bad situation comes with the territory, regardless of the hell the mouthy, slightly awkward, and seriously hot leggy blonde gives him for it. Sheβs far too innocent to bend to his wicked ways, but the more he learns about her, the harder it is for him to walk away.
Forensic scientist Reese Wilder never imagined herself as the entertainment at a bachelor party, but sheβd do anything to keep food on the table for her teenage sister. With their mess of a mother in rehabβThird timeβs a charm, right?βReese is stuck paying off their motherβs debt to a dealer and trying to make ends meet. Reese has had it rough, and she knows better than to rely on anyone for help, much less a pushy biker with piercing blue eyes who probably has dozens of women at his beck and call.
The more flames Reese throws, the more determined Blaine is to walk through them. The closer he gets, the hotter they burnβand the more curious she becomes. But Blaine Wicked has the power to torch Reeseβs walls to embers, and with her sisterβs well-being at stake, thatβs a risk she canβt afford to take.
When I first started this one, and Blaine started to show his more dominant side, I wasn’t sure I was going to be ok with him. Not because I’m opposed to that take charge, demanding type but there was just something about his attitude that didn’t sit right. He seemed a little too inflexible and uncaring about his partner. He talked about how he made sure they were ok with things but … I don’t know. His attitude was just off.
Then Reese showed that she wasn’t going to let him get away with it. He made demands of her but she made her demands as well and she wasn’t going to let him get away with not giving her what she needed. There’s definitely a submissive thing going on with her but it’s also a give & take relationship on both sides. Which, to me, seems much more healthy than what I was afraid we were going to have going it.
I also appreciated that it wasn’t an overly bumpy ride emotionally. They had their issues but they worked thru them and moved on. I enjoyed the relationship that Blaine built with both Reese and her sister, providing them both with the support and care that they needed. And that Reese was there to help him come to terms with his own issues and look a little more closely about why he does the things he does.
As is to be expected with a Whiskey man, when they meet the one they fall and fall fast. And usually take a little convincing to realize it π But once they do, *whew*, especially since it takes a strong woman, one willing to stand up to him when he needs it, to win that Whiskey heart. His Whiskey Ways is Foster’s trademark (and delicious) blend of sweet and oh-so-steamy, heart and sass, humor and love.
Like always, the Whiskeys show that they are all heart under gruff, tattooed exteriors. They live big and love big, protecting those that need it and supporting everyone in their ever expanding circle. Showing us that family is more than just the ones you share blood with.
If you are new to Foster’s world, this is a good place to start. There’s a little bleed over from The Wicked Truth (and a lot of history & characters as always) but this one does a pretty decent job of standing on its own.
*****
Author Info:
Melissa Foster is a New York Times, Wall Street Journal, & USA Today bestselling author. She writes sexy and heartwarming contemporary romance and new adult romance with emotionally compelling characters that stay with you long after you turn the last page. Melissaβs emotional journeys are lovingly erotic and always family orientedβperfect beach reads for contemporary romance lovers who enjoy reading about wealthy heroes and smart, sassy heroines.
Bain Hillridge is new to the Titans and heβs building relationships with his new team, both on and off the ice. If only he could keep his hands off his teammateβs little sister.
I loved playing for the Arizona Vengeance but Iβm stoked to be part of the legacy the Pittsburgh Titans is building. A team that has risen from the ashes, Iβm eager to help them achieve their goal of winning a championship. Iβm also looking forward to becoming part of a new hockey family. A night out with my new mates introduces me to the little sister of our goalie, Drake McGinn, and Iβm powerless to resist her.
Keira and I have an instant and insatiable attraction and it doesnβt take long before we find ourselves tangled up in one another. While Drake has declared his sister off limits, Iβm not deterred because I always go for what I want. I refuse to heed Drakeβs warnings and take great pleasure in goading him every chance I get. Itβs become one of my favorite hobbies, outside of making his sister scream my name.
As things with Keira get hotter, feelings start to develop making it a little more complicated than we intended. But a bucket of ice-cold water is tossed on our relationship and weβre forced to reprioritize everything. Neither of us were looking for more than a hot fling but fates get twisted all the time. Faced with tough decisions, Keira and I know that no matter what choices we make, our lives are never going to be the same.
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In this follow-up to A PROPOSAL THEY CAN’T REFUSE, single dad Santiago “Saint” Vega gets a second shot at love when he falls for his daughter’s teacher, but when duty to his family forces him to do something she’ll never forgive, will everything he’s built come crumbling down?
A Dish Best Served Hot
A Vega Family Love Story
by Natalie CaΓ±a
ISBN: 9780778333500
Publication Date: October 31, 2023
Publisher: MIRA
18.99 US | 23.99 CAN
Blurb:
Santiago “Saint” Vega gets a second shot at love with Lola LeΓ³n, but when duty to his family forces him to do something she’ll never forgive, will everything he’s built come crumbling down?
Years ago, Saint walked away from the girl he loved to fulfill his duty. Now heβs struggling to build bridges between his drifting family, take on more responsibilities at his uncleβs construction company, figure out why his daughter refuses to talk at school and curtail his mischievous abueloβs escalating pranks. Then she walks back into his life.
Social justice advocate Lola LeΓ³n has returned to Humboldt Park for two reasons: to help care for her dear abuelo and to serve the community center she loved, particularly the shelter for unhoused LGBTQIA+ youths. When she finds out that the Vegas are responsible for endangering both, she is more than ready to go to warβeven if the boy she never forgot is standing at the front of the battlefield.
Neither of them expects to become allies in saving the shelter, helping Saintβs daughter or ending the decades-long feud between their grandfathers. They definitely donβt expect all of their old feelings to come rushing back. As Saint and Lola enter combat, they canβt help but wonder where the otherβs true allegiance lies, and whether theyβll win these battles only to lose each other.
Santiago Vega IIβknown to family and friends as Junior much to his annoyanceβtook his time getting back to the front office after dropping off paperwork for Miss Wallis, the school secretary. He loved it when the halls of his high school were empty and mostly silent. It gave him a sense of calm he never got otherwise. Not when he was the oldest of a five-child family who lived in a tiny apartment directly above the restaurant his family ran. The restaurant where his grandpaβs band loved to play music at all hours of the day, because it was always filled to the gills with people from the neighborhood. Junior was surrounded by people all the timeβloud, demanding peopleβso he enjoyed moments of quiet stillness whenever he could.
That made it all the more annoying when he heard raised voices down the hallway.
βYou better stay away from her!β
βYou two arenβt even together anymore.β
βSheβs mine!β
Oh great. Two idiots were about to fight over a girl and Junior had to go that way to get back to his work-study.
Junior turned the corner to one of the side hallways and stopped dead in his tracks. It was worse than two idiot guys. It was Jose Mendez, one of the largest offensive linemen on their high school football team, and Lola LeΓ³n, the biggest troublemaker in the school.
Lola was constantly in the office when he was there, but where Junior was there helping out during his free period, she was always there to talk to the principal after getting kicked out of one class or another. Sure, he didnβt know her well, she was a junior to his senior, but it wasnβt hard for Junior to tell why she was constantly pissing everyone off. She had a terrible attitude and a mouth to accompany it. She said what she wanted and did what she wanted without a care for anyone around her.
As if to prove his point she opened her mouth and said, βAww, is your fragile male ego hurt because she liked my kiss more than yours?β
Juniorβs eyebrows rose. Heβd heard that Lola liked girls, but heβd assumed those were ignorant rumors based on how she dressedβin baggy clothes that looked like sheβd taken them from a large manβs closet. At least, heβd hoped that was the case after seeing her for the first time in the office a few weeks ago. It didnβt matter that he had no intention of actually talking to the pretty girl. A part of him was selfish enough to be hopeful.
Her taunt seemed to be the last straw for Jose. βBitch. Iβll give you something to do with that smart mouth of yours.β He rushed her and crowded her into a corner before she could dodge. His hand tangled into her long dark hair and pulled it hard.
Junior jumped into action without thinking. There was no way he was going to sit back and let someone be hurt. Especially not a young woman who didnβt even reach Joseβs shoulder. He charged forward, trying to remember everything his abuelo had taught him about taking down someone bigger than you.
He wrapped his forearm around Joseβs neck and locked it into place with the crook of his other arm. He moved his head to one side just in case Jose decided to try to headbutt him. He looked down at Lola, whose head was pulled back exposing her neck and a pair of wide brown eyes.
Junior didnβt think heβd ever seen her look scared. Pissed off and scowling yes, but not afraid. For some reason her fear released a new level of anger in him. Junior was quiet and serious, but not usually angry. Except at that moment he was livid.
βLet. Her. Go.β He growled in a voice heβd only ever let out when someone was messing with one of his younger siblings. When Jose didnβt immediately do as he said, Junior tightened his grip.
Jose let go of Lolaβs hair to grab Juniorβs arm with both hands and attempt to pull him off. Somehow he couldnβt. Instead he wheezed.
βGet behind me,β Junior barked to Lola, who was rubbing her no-doubt tender head.
It took her a second, but eventually she did.
As soon as she was behind him, Junior started to loosen his grip around Joseβs neck. However, he knew the impulsive hothead would do something in retaliation, so, at the same time he released his neck, he kicked Jose in the back of the knee.
He jumped out of the way as Jose went down coughing and rubbing his throat. Then he spun on his heel, grabbed Lolaβs hand, and began running in the opposite direction. He wanted to put as much distance as possible between them and Jose.
His head swiveled back and forth, trying to find a place for them to lie low, before he grabbed the handle to a door and swung it open. He herded Lola through the empty classroom door, pulling it closed behind them, and backed them both away from the narrow glass window. A second later Junior heard uneven pounding footprints rush past the door. He stayed there silent and still until the footsteps faded.
Finally, he turned his attention to the girl next to him. He took a deep breath and told himself to ignore how pretty she was, but wasnβt prepared for the way her eyes would snare him as soon as they met his. Her eyes were a reddish-brown that made him think of lava the moment it hit air and began to coolβdark around the edges and still burning bright in the middle. Junior lost his ability to breathe. He couldnβt do anything but stare.
She was the one to break the silence. βI think heβs gone,β she whispered.
βHeβll double back,β Junior murmured.
βHow do you know?β
βBecause heβs not one to let things go.β
That caused her to make a face and a sound almost like a snort.
Junior noticed a dusting of freckles across the bridge of her screwed-up nose and pale cheeks. He blinked in confusion. It was just so incongruous for Lola LeΓ³n, whose entire family was known for being dangerous hard-asses, to have something as sweet and innocent as freckles.
When he realized how long heβd been staring at her face, and no doubt making her feel uncomfortable, he cleared his throat. βSo whatβd you do to piss off Jose?β he asked.
Lola looked like she contemplated lying, but mustβve decided against it because she replied. βI kissed his ex-girlfriend.β She looked away from him and the air around her seemed to still. It was like she was waiting for him to say something messed up.
βWhy?β he asked. He knew Joseβs ex, Yesenia. Part of the dance squad and daughter of everyoneβs favorite gym teacher, she was one of the most popular girls in the school. Sure, she was beautiful, but she was also dumb as a bag of rocks and selfish to boot.
ββWhyβ what?β Lola asked.
βWhyβd you kiss her? Iβve known Yesenia since we were kids and sheβs awful.β
Lola just stared at him.
Junior rubbed the back of his neck. βIβm just saying. I donβt think thereβs a whole lot going on in that girlβs head. You could do better. Not to mention, sheβs a very traditional girl from a very traditional family. So just, you know, be carefulβ¦β
Lolaβs voice was full of incredulity when she asked, βAre you trying to protect my feelings?β
He blushed. βItβs just that.β He paused. βI mean. It canβt be easy for you to be, you know.β He paused, unsure if it would be okay for him to say the word. He didnβt want to offend her.
βBisexual?β
So she did like guys. The warmth on his cheeks deepened for some reason. βI just wouldnβt want you to fall for someone who would just make things harder. Thatβs all. You can love whoever you want, but I just think it should be someone who loves you back.β He shrugged awkwardly.
She tilted her head and looked at him like he was a brand-new species of animal. βYou know, I think you might be one of the first people in this school to tell me that.β
βTell you what?β
βThat I can love anyone I want. Most people I know tell me itβs just a phase or that I like being difficult.β
Junior didnβt know how to respond, so he stayed quiet.
βWhatβs your name?β she asked.
βJunior,β he replied. Then he shook his head as if to clear the cobwebs. βI mean, no. Thatβs not right.β
Her smile was wry. βDo you not know your own name?β
He gave her a look. βMy name is Santiago Vega. Like my dad, so everyone calls me Junior which really makes no sense because no one even calls my dad Santiago.β
βSantiago, huh? Like the city in Chile?β
βRight, but the city is actually named for Saint James.β
βIβm sure whatever he did to get that title was something super cool and not at all colonialist.β
Junior was so nervous that he totally missed her ironic tone. He just started talking.
βHe was one of Jesusβs first disciples. He eventually traveled to Spain while spreading the word and ended up becoming Spainβs patron saint. You can actually follow his path from France through Spain if you want. It takes like a month to walk and leads to a huge church,β He shut his mouth abruptly, highly aware that he was babbling. The daughter of Humboldt Parkβs most notorious gang leader didnβt give a shit about the religious origins of his name.
βYouβre a bit of a nerd, huh?β Lola asked with a curl to her lips. βMakes sense youβd be named after a saint.β
He didnβt hear any derision in her tone, but he felt defensive anyway. βWhy do you say that?β
βBecause look at you.β She gestured to him. βYou jump into the middle of fights to save the underdog. You dish out words of wisdom to protect people. Donβt you volunteer in the office for fun? Shit. I bet you have straight As and help little old ladies cross the street. You basically are a saint.β
His brow creased. βI donβt think thatβs how it works.β Besides, it wasnβt like he was perfect. He had plenty of flaws. Junior was no doubt about to embarrass himself more by enumerating said flaws, but he was quite literally saved by the bell, which blared through the room and caused them both to startle.
Lola recovered first. βWell, to answer your earlier question, I kissed Yesenia because she asked me to. Iβm not in love with her or anything.β She slipped around him and made her way to the door. At the last moment she turned back to him. βThanks for saving meβ¦ Saint.β Then she closed the door behind her and rushed to her next class.
The next morning when they saw each other down the hallway she shouted, βWhat up, Saint?β in her loudest voice, making sure everyone heard her, and that was it. The nickname spread around the school and then the neighborhood like a forest fire. He was no longer Junior or even Santiago. He was Saint. And Lola was no longer the troublemaker from the office. She was everything he wanted and everything he eventually lost.
*****
Author Info:
Natalie CaΓ±a writes contemporary romances that allow her to incorporate her witty sense of humor and her love for her culture (Puertominican whoop whoop!) for heroines and heroes like her.Β
A sexy, but growly author gets annoyed at his quirky landlordβs attempts to cure him of his writerβs block, but the more time he spends with her, the more her personality seeps into his story. Will his book have a happy ending? Or will his surly attitude run off his gorgeous new muse? Fans of Hope Ford, Kat Baxter, and Mia Brody will love Mister Write by Elyse Kelly, a steamy, small town, grumpy/sunshine, forced proximity, instalove romance.
Mister Write
Candy Cane Key
Man of the Month: November
by Elyse Kelly
Blurb:
He’s moody, sheβs perky, and he might wind up punched in the faceβ¦
When a sexy but growly author finds himself chasing away his cheery, quirky, and maddeningly adorable landlord, heβs annoyed at her attempts to cure him of his writerβs block. But as Nate spends time with the charming beauty, more and more of Teddieβs alluring personality seeps into the pages of his manuscript.
Will his book have a happy ending? Or will his surly attitude run off his gorgeous new muse?
MISTER WRITE is a stand-alone, super sexy, grumpy/sunshine, beach romance with a HEA! So get yourself a fan because you’ll definitely need to cool down after reading this spicy, fast-paced, instalove book!
βAnd the hits keep coming,β I say as I answer the call.
Peter gives me a faux-offended look. βIβm just checking in on my dear little brother! For all we know, your Traceyββ
βTeddie,β I answer before I can stop myself. I immediately regret opening my mouth when Peter gives me a mischievous grin.
βRight,β he drawls. βTawneyββ
I suck on my teeth. βPete. Petey. Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eaterβ¦β
He snorts and raises an eyebrow. βI thought you were never going to call me that again.β
βWell, youβre intentionally goading me.β
His grin quirks up at the sides. βIβd call it more of a test. You failed, by the way.β
βWhat? How could I fail?β I blurt out before relaxing back into my seat. βI mean, I donβt know what youβre testing, but Iβm good at taking tests. Iβm quite intelligent.β
Peter shakes his head in amusement. βAnd yet you fall for my tricks every time. I canβt lie, though. I rather enjoy it.β
Iβm getting annoyed that heβs beating around the bush. βWhat was the test?β
βWell, I thought Iβd check and see how youβre getting on withβ¦ Teddie.β I narrow my eyes at him, and he rolls his before adding, βYeah, I knew her name. And the fact that you corrected me means you know it too.β
I lift an eyebrow. βOf course, I know it. Weβve been together for five days, fourteen hours, and twenty-seven minutes. Give or take.β
βSo, youβd say your routine has been shaken up? And how does that make you feel?β
βDonβt lose sight of your qualifications, Peter. Youβre a pencil pusher, not a therapist.β
He shrugs. βMy plan is working. I donβt care what you say. You obviously like her since youβve felt bothered enough to remember her name. She might be just what you need.β
I grunt and lean back in my chair, far enough to crack my back. βWhat I need is peace and quiet. What I need is time alone. But what I get is Teddie.β
βWhat do you mean?β Peter cocks his head to the side like a dog trying to understand his ownerβs gibberish.
βSheβs everywhere, all the time! Whenever I leave my room, sheβs in the kitchen baking cookies or cakes or whatever the fuck sheβs making for the day.β
Peter gives a low whistle. βSounds rough.β
I glare at him, trying to think of other things I find annoying about Teddie. βSheβs always… humming or singing.β
βYikes. Canβt carry a tune?β
I throw my hands up. βNo! Always on-key with perfect pitch, which makes it even worse! Sheβs like an angelic little songbird.β
Peter gives me a sarcastic look through the screen. βAh, yes, that must be fucking horrible.β
βAnd sheβs practically sunshine in a sundress. Iβm losing my goddamn mind.β I run my fingers through my hair as if to showcase the point. βI know this is all some sort of cover, like she has a nefarious plot to snuff me out before I can leave a bad review or something.β
Peter shakes his head at me. βOh, my sweet, naΓ―ve little brother… Youβre in a messβthatβs for sure. Let me tell you whatβs actually going to happen.β He leans in closer, so I mimic his movements. βYouβre going to fall in love with this woman and stay in Christmas Key forever.β
βItβs Candy Cane Key,β I reply robotically before realizing what he said and sputtering. βThatβs never going to happen!β
Copyright 2023 Elyse Kelly
*****
Author Info:
Hi, Iβm Elyse!
Iβm just a true southern girl, reading and writing books, asking you to love me! My books are extra steamy, contemporary romances, all with HEAs and no cliffhangers! Theyβre short, smutty, and tastefully trashy.
If you love over-protective, sexy, alpha book boyfriends who make you swoon and reach for your favoriteβ¦ bookmark, then youβve come to the right place.
When Iβm not writing books or doing bookish things, Iβm probably listening to music, designing smutty stickers, adding to my spectacular band t-shirt collection, or learning how to do something new like arm-knitting because Iβm neurodivergent AF! And yes, I really do know how to knit with my arms.
My brotherβs teammates know not to touch meβbut that doesnβt stop me from daring Jaxson Brittain to be the first to break the rule.
After one steamy night in Austin, Iβm all too aware of the hot, broody defenseman with icy blue eyes and ink sprawling his muscular arms. He was the one my brother assigned to keep me safeβand I had far too much fun tempting him to be the one to put me in danger.
It was just one night of tip-toeing the line, of teasing and flirting and messing around knowing nothing would ever come of it.
But when the universe throws me back into his lap two weeks later and we end up on a secret road trip together, all bets are off.
I canβt help but touch him. I canβt help but pray for him to touch me. And I canβt resist the temptation to test him at every turn.
Jaxson is smart and doesnβt have a death wish. So, like a gentleman, he keeps his hands to himselfβ¦ the jerk.
But the closer we get on the road and the farther we get from reality, the less those warning signs from my brother seem to deter him.
When we started this road trip, we set a boundary. We promised to keep all arms and legs safely in the friend zone.
Now, miles and miles away from all the reasons we shouldnβt, all I can hear is my heart thumping out the resounding reason we should.
And the way those heated blue eyes watch me, I know Iβm not the only one.
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TROPES: Pro Hockey Romance Teammateβs Little Sister/Brotherβs Best Friend Road Trip Forced Proximity One Bed Age Gap Opposites Attract Forbidden ___________________________________________
Watch Your Mouth is book two in the Kings of the Ice series: a series of interconnected standalones following a team of professional hockey players and the women who bring them to their knees. They do not need to be read in order, but you will gain glimpses of future characters/couples in each book.
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Businesswoman Erianne Mitchell falls hard for entrepreneur Ty Mosby and they quickly get engaged. But their whirlwind romance ends quickly when he gets faulty information that she betrayed him in business. They part ways, leaving both heart-broken, confused, and Erianne secretly pregnant, not to mention blacklisted for every company in town.
Erianne has to start over and she goes to Wyoming to care for her growing child. Even though furious that Ty didn’t believe in her, she can’t help missing the man she loves. She builds a life with her child and by cleaning houses.
By accident, as she’s rushing to the doctor with her baby, she and Ty see each other. He knows she never deceived him, but can ever get Erianne to trust him again?
Ty Mosby was bored out of his mind. He could have been home with his sister, Annie, watching that dragon drama on cable. Even that would be better than this stupid office party with two women drooling over him. One was recently divorced. The other was married. Women!
He turned around and almost fell over Erianne Mitchell. Well, her name was Erianne. Nobody called her that. She was just Erin to Ty and his sister, Annie. He glowered at her.
βItβs not my fault that youβre gorgeous,β she teased. βMary over there has forgotten her ex-husband in her fever to get you into a dark room. And Henriettaββ she nodded toward a gan- gly woman with wild dark hair who was sighing into her drink as she studied him over it ββhasnβt given her husband a thought all night. Just as well,β she added under her breath, βbecause heβs running around with the Tarver woman.β
βWhat are you, the town crier?β he chided.
βItβs a nasty job, but somebody has to do it,β she replied with sparkling gray eyes. She laughed and half turned away, her dark hair in an elegant chignon at the back of her neck. βAnd thereβs
Grace. Didnβt you date her last year?β
βOh, God,β he groaned.
βThere, there, she hasnβt noticed you. Sheβs too busy trying to get Danny Barnes to notice her. He just inherited his grandfatherβs ranch over in Comanche Wells.β
βIβve had my fill of social climbers,β he muttered. He was giving her the once-over with black eyes. βOn the other hand, thereβs you.β
βOh, donβt be absurd, Iβm not your type,β she murmured, her mind on something else altogether. It was a lie. Sheβd loved him forever, but Ty couldnβt see her for dust. And why should he? She was plain compared to the women who chased him. He was absolutely gorgeous. He had jet-black hair and black eyes, and light olive skin that made him look even more gorgeous in that spotless white shirt he was wearing with his dinner jacket and slacks. No wonder women drooled over him. Erin had drooled over him for years and hid it so carefully that not even his sister realized it.
βWhy not?β he asked, really curious.
βI donβt run around with men.β
He blinked. βYou run around with women?β
βI donβt run around period.β
βYouβre what, now, twenty-five? Youβd better run around with somebody or youβre going to get left behind.β
βYouβre thirty-one and youβre already left behind. Besides, I work for you,β she added. βI donβt get involved with people that I work for.β
βWe could make an exception,β he pointed out.
She glared at him. βTyson Regan Mosby,β she said, exasperated. βIf you keep this up, Iβm calling Annie.β
βGod forbid!β he groaned.
βShe loves you. Sheβll protect you from predatory females.β
βIβll give you a great job recommendation if youβll find my sister a husband,β he coaxed.
βAnnie doesnβt want to get married yet,β she said. βAny more than you do. And I donβt need a job recommendation unless you have in mind firing me tonight.β
He made a face. βI donβt have enough people as it is. Other San Antonio businesses keep luring our best people away. Even the ones I fire.β He didnβt like firing people, but he sometimes had to. Even though his company was headquartered in San Antonio, people from Jacobsville worked for it. Mosby Construction Company had grown under Tyβs management. Heβd taken a little construction company owned by his father and built it into a major contender. He had a degree in architecture. He loved to build things.
He had inherited wealth, he and Annie, and he didnβt really need to work. But he loved his job. And San Antonio was the best place for his company headquarters, although he and Annie still lived in Jacobsville. Ty and Annie were direct descendants of the townβs founder, Big John Jacobs, whoβd talked his father-in-law into putting a a railroad through Jacobsville and built it into a cattle shipping center in south Texas back in the nineteenth century.
βWell, isnβt that just like you,β she said, exasperated. βI brought you a brand new human resources manager just last week!β
βHe drinks vodka,β he said irritably. βI donβt trust men who drink vodka.β
βHow do you know what he drinks?β she asked.
βI asked him.β
βOh.β
βWhat are you looking for?β he probed.
βClarence.β
βExcuse me?β
βClarence Hodges,β she muttered, peering over a nearby womanβs shoulder. βHeβs like my personal devil. I canβt turn around at a party without running into him.β
He didnβt like that, but he hid it. βWhat does he want?β
She looked up at him with raised eyebrows. βHe wants me!β
βWhy?β
She really rolled her eyes. βAnnie needs to get you a book or something about human relationships.β
He grinned. βI think I can figure those out without self-help diagrams.β
βCan you, now?β she murmured absently, still looking for Clarence.
Heβd known her for years. She was as familiar to him as her best friend, his only sibling, Annie. Sheβd spent weekends with them all through high school and through community college, where Erin got an associateβs degree in business education. She was great at cost estimates, which was her position in the company. She had a brilliant mind for math. She could do most anything on a computer, even rework spreadsheet programs that he used in his construction company. She was his right arm at work, perfectly capable of standing in for him at meetings because she knew the business inside out. Of course, why wouldnβt she, when sheβd worked there part-time through high school and full-time during and after college. He trusted her. Well, on a professional basis. He wasnβt keen on thinking about anything more personal. Erin was standoffish. Once, just once, heβd teased her about going dancing with him and sheβd mumbled something noncommital and shot out of the room.
Heβd never admit it, of course, but it had bruised his ego. Erin wasnβt beautiful. She had pleasant features. Nice mouth, pretty complexion, gorgeous figure, sparkling eyes. But she dressed like an old woman most of the time, and she never seemed to date anyone. Heβd wondered why. Heβd even asked Annie, but all he got was a blank look and a smile.
He studied Erin while she looked around for the man she dreaded seeing. It wasnβt so much how she looked that made her attractive, he decided finally; it was her personality. She was warm and friendly to most people, outrageously funny around friends, and she loved animals. That last thing was important to him, because he bred and trained purebred German shepherds.
His dogs were like part of the family. They lived inside with him and Annie in their huge inherited mansion in Jacobsville, Texas. The puppies, when he bred them, had their own room and a caretaker who watched over them and kept their living quarters spic and span and odorless. He rarely had more than one litter a year and by a different female each year, from an outside stud male. No interbreeding at all, because it invited birth defects. He loved the pups when they came and had to be persuaded to give them up for adoption. Even so, he actually ran background checks on potential adopters, right down to requiring photographs of their yards and the pupβs living quarters. He was protective.
A recent adopter had taken a leather strap to his puppy when it made a mess on the carpet, and a neighbor had seen and heard what was going on. Sheβd promptly phoned Annie, who told Ty. Heβd gone to the ownerβs house that very day, accompanied by police chief Cash Grier and the local vet, Dr. Bentley Rydel, along with a search warrant that would give them access to the dog in question.
To say that the man was shocked was an understatement. He hemmed and hawed and tried to weasel them out of looking at the dog. Cash Grier glared at him. That was all it took.
Most everybody was scared of the townβs police chief, who was nice enough at public gatherings, but hell on lawbreakers of any kind. Cash loved animals as much as the vet and Ty.
The owner was forced to give them access to the puppy, which had been locked in a closet with bloody marks on its back.
Ty had slugged the man before his companions could react. He picked the pup up, gently, and after Cash took photos to document the abuse, walked out the door with Bently Rydel, to end up at his office where the poor little morsel was treated and sent home after an antibiotic shot and stitches. Cash had promptly arrested the owner. The pupβs owner went on trial, was convicted and sentenced to jail. Nobody in Jacobsville liked a dog beater. The jury had only deliberated for ten minutes, despite the harried public defenderβs best efforts. All the District Attorney, Blake Kemp, had to do was put up a poster-sized photo of the abused puppy for the jury and the audience to see. It had drawn gasps and the pupβs owner had looked around at glares that felt like burns on his skin.
βWhatβs the matter with you?β Erin asked, glancing at his taut face.
βPuppy beaters,β he muttered.
Her expression softened. βThe man got what he deserved. How is Beauregard, by the way?β she added.
He smiled. βHe still whimpers in his sleep. I keep him with me at night. Rhodes isnβt enthusiastic about it, but I think he senses that the puppy needs to be spoiled for a few weeks.
Actually,β he added on a chuckle, βitβs Rhodesβs bed that they sleep in, curled up together. For an old dog, Rhodes is amazingly sweet.β
βYouβve had him a long time,β she remarked.
He nodded. βThirteen years. I worry about him. Big dogs donβt have the life span that smaller ones do.β
βRhodes is practically immortal,β she replied with a smile. βHeβs pampered.β
βI guess so. Dad gave him to me as a Christmas present the year I graduated high school.β
βI remember your parents. They were so sweet,β she added. βYour mother and mine were best friends.β
βHell of a shame, what happened,β he said stiffly.
She nodded. βItβs a rare thing, to have a tour bus go off the road and crash down a ravine. But those mountain roads in South America can be treacherous. Your parents were so much in love,β she added quietly. βItβs hard to imagine one going on without the other.β
βThatβs what Annie and I thought,β he replied. βBut itβs damned tough, losing them both at once.β
βI remember. At least you were both grown at the time,β she added softly.
He drew in a breath. βDidnβt help much,β he muttered.
βFor what itβs worth, I know how it is. It was hard for Dad and me to go on, after we lost Mom.β
βYour mother had a hard life,β he said.
She sighed. βYes. Dadβs hard to live with. Heβs not mean or anything, he just makes stupid decisions and runs his mouth when he shouldnβt. Jack Dempsey wonβt even speak to him.β
βThat must hurt. Theyβre best friends.β
βThey were,β she said sadly. βDad was repeating some gossip that heβd heard about Jackβs wife running around on him. It got exaggerated, by Dad,β she muttered, βand Jackβs wife divorced him. It wasnβt even true. My father has a gift for saying things without thinking first.β
βA lot of people are like that.β
She grimaced. βI wish theyβd had more kids than just me,β she confessed, looking up at him. βIt would be easier to manage Dad if I had brothers and sisters to share the misery.β
He chuckled. βYou do pretty good.β
She shrugged. βI could do better. Iβd have to take away his phone though.β
His eyebrows arched.
βThis guy called dad and said he could save ten dollars a month if he switched our long distance to their company. Dad said great, letβs do it. So I tried to phone one of our colleagues at home in Dallas last weekend and got told that we didnβt have long distance anymore. It was a scam. Dad had no idea what heβd done. I tried not to yell,β she added on a laugh. βHonestly, heβs like a little kid sometimes. Ten dollars a month.β She shook her head.
βMy mother was like that,β he reminded her. βShe got a call telling her the sheriff was coming over to arrest her for a bill she hadnβt paid. The man asked for pre-paid gift cards to save her from jail. She was halfway out the door on her way to town when I stopped her to ask what was wrong. Sadly for him, the scammer was still on her phone talking her through the process.β
She grinned. βIβll bet his ears are still burning, wherever he is.β
βI imagine so. I was really mad.β
βDo you still have that jar your mother made for you? The one you had to put money in for every bad word you used?β
He laughed. βYes. It doesnβt get fed, but Iβve still got it.β His eyes were sad with the memory. βShe wanted to be a missionary, but Dad came along. Sheβd lived on a budget for so long that she almost ran away when she saw how much he was worth.β That was true. Her father had inherited a lot of money from his late mother, but he squandered it all on get rich quick schemes. He was still doing that, albeit on a very small shoestring. Erin wore herself out trying to save him from himself.
βA unique woman,β Ty continued. βShe really didnβt care about money at all.β He studied her quietly. βSort of like you.β
She sighed. βI like being able to buy food and gas and pay bills. Thatβs what moneyβs good for. There are lots of things it wonβt buy.β
He nodded.
βBesides that, I work for this terrific manager who gives me raises,β she added with twinkling gray eyes.
βI donβt have to think too hard to do that,β he said. βI know how hard you work.β
βIβm just grateful to have a job. The economy is pretty bad right now.β
βIt is,β he agreed. βEven this company has to be careful. Youβre working on that bid now, the one we hope will get us the job just outside San Antonio in Bexar County; a whole retirement complex. Itβs worth millions.β
βYouβll get it,β she said with supreme confidence. βYou really do know how to undercut the other bidders. And I know how to price out almost everything,β she said, not bragging, just making a statement. She was a good cost estimator.
βWe can undercut most of the major bidders,β he corrected. βBut Iβve heard that one of them is Jason Whitehall. He and his son Josh have one of the best construction companies around south Texas.β
βHis sonβs a dish,β she mused.
βAnd how would you know?β he asked.
βI ran into him at that conference you sent me to, in Dallas, month before last. He looks just like his dad. All three of them were there, Jason and Amanda and Josh.β She sighed. βTheyβre just beginning to get over losing Jasonβs mother, Marguerite. She was a lovely lady. So kind.β
βYou know a lot about them,β he said.
βWell, one of our clients was trying to retool his public image and Amanda still owns that PR firm, so she was there getting information from him. Sheβs very nice. We keep in touch on Facebook.β
βDonβt keep in touch too closely,β he cautioned with snapping black eyes. βTheyβre competitors.β
βAs if Iβd ever sell you out,β she said, exasperated, as she stared up at him. βGet real! Annie would have me for breakfast, smothered in jelly!β
He relaxed. βOkay. Just testing the waters.β
She ground her teeth together. βOh, no.β
He followed her irritated glance and saw a short, rotund man with thinning hair and a big smile headed toward them.
βI told you so,β she moaned. βIβll go hide in the rest roomβ¦ Ty!β
His arm was around her waist and he smiled down at her shocked expression. βDonβt give the game away. Smile.β
She did, trying hard to disguise the sudden acceleration of her heartbeat as she felt the strength and heat of his powerful body, smelled the spicy, clean scent of him. Sheβd danced with him at parties, rarely, and it had been just as problematic, to keep her headlong feelings for him from showing.
He felt a shiver go through her and his brows drew together just for an instant. Surely she wasnβt afraid of him?
Then he felt her heart race where her small, firm breasts were pressed close against him, and odd feelings stirred. Her breath was coming too fast. She was trying to disguise it, but he knew more about women than he ever let on in public.
She stiffened and started to pull back, but his arm tightened.
βWhat are you afraid of?β he asked in a slow, deep tone.
βNothβ¦nothing,β she faltered.
βLies,β he mused. βHere.β He handed her his drink. βLiquid courage. Take a sip and weβll ward off your would-be suitor.β
She took the glass, sniffed it, and made a face. βItβs whiskey. I hate whiskey!β
βTake a sip. It works better than it smells. Trust me.β
She took a deep breath, held it, and forced about a teaspoon of the vile-smelling liquid into her mouth. She choked it down, catching her breath.
βYou could fuel trucks with this,β she muttered as she handed it back.
βThis is the very finest aged Scotch whiskey,β he defended. βAnd now Iβll know not to share my most precious substance with those same people you donβt cast pearls before!β
She glared at him. βI am not a swine!β
βNo, you arenβt,β he agreed. He cocked his head and his black eyes twinkled. βBut Iβll bet you taste almost as good as a barbequed one,β he added in a slow, soft tone as his eyes fell to her pretty, soft mouth.
She actually gasped and her heart ran wild.
βMy, my, is that the whiskey or me?β he asked, his eyes dropping to the fluttering of her heart, very visible under the thin bodice of her pale blue cocktail dress.
βDonβt you stare at me like that,β she said indignantly.
βLike what?β he asked, amused.
βOh, hi, Erin,β Clarence Hodges said as he joined them. He looked crestfallen when he noticed Tyβs arm around her. βI was hoping you might like to talk to me about having your company do a remodeling job on my new houseβ¦?β
She forced a smile. βIβm truly sorry, Clarence, but that isnβt the sort of project we do,β she said in a gentle but professional tone. βWe do big projects. Shopping centers. Apartments. Housing complexes. That sort of thing.β
βItβs a big house,β he persisted.
βErinβs right, we donβt do small projects,β Ty told him, and the irritation he was feeling was visible in the tautness of his unsmiling face. βEven if we did, weβre already overbooked. Sorry,β he added. But he didnβt look sorry. He looked oddly threatening.
Clarence swallowed. Hard. His face flushed. βI see. Wellβ¦β He smiled hopefully at Erin. βMaybe you might like to come over and have coffee with me one morning?β
Tyβs chin lifted. His black eyes narrowed. He glared at the smaller man.
Erin just smiled.
βOh, thereβs Billy Olstead,β he said, looking past Erinβs shoulder. βI need to talk to him about my motherβs new car. Iβll see you later,β he added to Erin and smiled again, nervously, as he made a beeline toward the newcomer.
βThanks,β Erin said with a heavy release of breath. βHeβs not a bad man, but he can be annoying.β
βAnnie says heβs started calling you two or three times a week.β
βHe does,β she agreed sadly. βI canβt make him understand that I just donβt feel that way about him. Iβve never done a single thing that he could construe as encouraging.β
βIt wouldnβt help,β he replied. βMen like that donβt take hints. They think theyβre irresistible and it only needs persistence to wear you down.β
βHeβd need more persistence than heβs got,β she said flatly.
He pursed his lips. βYou could go out with me.β
Her eyes widened. βWhat?β
He shrugged. βYou could go out with me. Jacobsville is small. It would get all around town in no time that we were dating. Clarence would hear it from everybody.β He chuckled. βEven Clarence wouldnβt be able to convince himself that heβd be any competition for me.β
βWell, yes, butβ¦β
βBut, what?β he asked quietly, and he looked down into her eyes until she flushed. Her heart was trying to get out of her chest now.
She couldnβt even find words. It was like having every dream of her life come true unexpectedly, and all at once. She was breathless, giddy. But it was insane to even think of doing it, of going out with him. The gossip would be terrible. It wouldnβt matter that the company where they worked was in San Antonio; too many employees lived in Jacobsville, where Ty and Erin lived. It would be all over town in no time. When he didnβt go out with her a second time, it would be even worse. People would start wondering what was wrong with her.
βI donβt think,β she began.
βGood. Donβt. Thinking is responsible for most of the misery on the planet. We can go dancing. Thereβs a Latin club up in San Antonio.β
He knew she could do Latin dances. Heβd taught her how, for a high school date. How many years ago that seemed now!
βWellβ¦β
Amazing. She was reluctant. Heβd never had any woman try to refuse a date with him. It was intriguing, especially considering how fast her heart was going right now. She was attracted to him. Was it new? Or had she always been attracted, but kept it hidden? He wanted to find out.
βLive dangerously. A little gossip never hurt anybody,β he teased.
It did, but he wouldnβt know, not with his spotless reputation. Well, hers was spotless, too. So spotless that she didnβt want to risk staining it, however lightly.
βPeople will talk. A lot.β
He just smiled. βYour friends wonβt care. What your enemies think wonβt matter.β
βYes, but I hate gossip.β
He cocked his head and smiled at her with those black eyes making sensual promises. βThereβs a sushi place just down the block from the Latin club,β he said. βThey have ebi.β
Ebi was her favorite sushi dish. It was so expensive that she couldnβt work it into her budget. Her father did contribute a little to the family kitty, but never enough. They lived frugally because he was a spendthrift. Ty didnβt know and it would kill her pride to confess it.
She loved sushi, especially ebi. She couldnβt afford it.
βYouβre weakening. Think about it. Chilled shrimp with rice. Wasabe and soy sauce and pickled ginger to go on itβ¦β
βStop! Youβre torturing me!β
He chuckled. βI love it, too. Come on. Say yes.β
She drew in a long breath. βOkay,β she blurted out, against her own best interests.
He grinned. βOkay.β
When she got home that night, she could have kicked herself for agreeing.
Her father was watching television. A movie on DVD. They couldnβt afford cable or satellite. The only reason she had a high-end cell phone was that the company provided it for her, along with a company car. These would have been luxuries, even on her good salary.
βIβm home,β she said.
βHi.β He grinned at her while the commercial was on. βHad fun?β
βIt was a business party,β she reminded him.
βEasy enough to have fun and do business. Speaking of business, I saw this commercial on TV about how to invest in the stock market by doing day-tradingβ¦β
βNo.β
βNow, Erinβ¦β
βNo,β she repeated. βWeβre still paying off that course you took learning how to sell real estate,β she added pointedly.
He grimaced. βI didnβt know I was a bad salesman until I tried it.β
βWell, trying things is what got us into this financial mess, Dad,β she said, sitting down across from him. βIβm making a good salary. If we live on a budget, we can make it, just. But thereβs no extra money. None at all. I canβt work two jobs.β
He studied her with the face of a child. βBut itβs only two hundred dollars, this course, I mean.β
βI donβt have two hundred dollars. Not even in savings. That went to the online gambling website you found,β she added, trying not to sound as accusing as she felt.
He grimaced. βI guess Iβm not as good a gambler as I thought, either. But, listen, this course,β he began again.
βI can get an apartment of my own and move out,β she said flatly.
He gasped. βErin, no!β
βI canβt live with the way you spend money, Dad. Either you stop trying to spend it on things we donβt need, or Iβm bailing out.β She felt a hundred years old. βI canβt keep bailing you out. We already owe more than I make in a year. Iβm just one person.β
βI do help out,β he said stiffly.
βYou do odd jobs and you spend what you make as soon as you get it,β she replied.
He flushed. He couldnβt deny that.
βIβll try to restrain myself. I will.β He smiled. βBut the man said that this course is foolproof.β
She ground her teeth together as she got up. βIβm going to bed.β
βIf youβd just listen,β he said sadly.
She turned. βIβve listened since Mom died,β she said. βAnd every single thing youβve spent money on has cost us money without returning any. Iβm so tired of debt, canβt you understand that? Iβm being crushed by the weight of it, worried to death about it, and you just canβt seem to see what itβs doing to me.β
He blinked. He shifted uneasily in his chair. βIβll do better next time. Youβll see.β
βNext time it had better be your own money that youβre betting,β she replied and toughened her stance. βOr Iβm moving out.β
βYouβre being unreasonable, Erin,β he retorted. βYou donβt love me.β
βI do love you. And youβre the one being unreasonable. Good night.β
She went into her bedroom and closed the door, sick at heart. It was like trying to explain to a child. Her father had always lived in the clouds, but her mother had been able to manage him with supreme ease. Erin couldnβt.
βIβll spend the rest of my life paying off his bills and then Iβll die,β she thought miserably. βIβll never get away.β
Which was the one reason she could never let Ty Mosby see how she felt about him. Everybody knew her father kept them poor, but not how catastrophically. Ty would never be sure of her. Was she dating him because she cared for him or because he could pay off their debts.
It was an unrealistic thought, but she was almost panicked at the thought of dating Ty. Sheβd have to find some way to back out of it, a way that wouldnβt hurt his pride. All her life, her father had been a stone around her neck. Since her motherβs death, it had been much worse.
It would have helped if she had someone to talk to about it, but her only real friend was Annie, and sheβd never be able to tell Annie the truth. It would just get back to Ty. Her pride wouldnβt take that.
She wanted that date with all her heart. It was just too risky. She was crazy about him. It might show. There were so many reasons that she didnβt dare let him see what she felt. Her father was the biggest one.
But there was another. Ty wasnβt a marrying man. He kept his liaisons very private, but heβd had relationships in the past. In a small town like this, they wouldnβt be able to hide one.
Erin had a spotless reputation. She wasnβt having it damaged to keep steady company with a man who only wanted one thing from a woman, and it wasnβt love.
So, better not to complicate her life any more than it was already complicated. Which left the problem of her father to solve, if it could be solved. She would never be free of him and his get-rich schemes that never paid off. Sheβd be in debt until she died.
She put on her gown and crawled gratefully under the covers. Sheβd think about it tomorrow, she told herself. Tonight, she was going to savor her memory of Tyβs arm around her, his deep voice sensuous as he teased her about going on a date.
It could never happen. But dreaming about it hurt nobody. Especially not Erin.
The prolific author of more than one hundred books, Diana Palmer got her start as a newspaper reporter. A New York Times bestselling author and voted one of the top ten romance writers in America, she has a gift for telling the most sensual tales with charm and humor. Diana lives with her family in Cornelia, Georgia.
From the New York Times bestselling author Melissa Foster comes a funny, sexy romantic comedy featuring a twice-divorced, stressed-out romance writer who finds out that sometimes true love can be a hot mess.
Who buys a cottage in a New England fishing village on a whim? A stressed-out, twice-divorced romance writer and single mother looking for a fresh start, thatβs who. Despite what my besties say about my three-year dry spell, Iβm not looking for a man. Or drama. Or sex. Iβve got enough on my plate with writerβs block and a daughter who refuses to grow up. Community. Thatβs what I need. Unfortunately, it seems the universe has other ideas. Either Chatemup, Massachusetts, has a serious shortage of single women, or Iβve become a hot mess magnet for the male species.
At least Iβve found one funny, good-hearted friend: fish peddler Declan Miller, my brainstorming adventure buddy who stirs my creative juices. Iβm his Writer Girl. Heβs my Dimple Dude. Just scruffy, granite-chested, deep-voiced, ex-military brawn who happens to beβoh, Nicole, what are you doing to yourself?βstoking a long-neglected fire without even trying.
A self-confessed hot mess, divorced single dad Declan is too old for relationship games. Not interested. Same here. So why do I keep thinking about him? Preferably naked. Because Iβm a hot mess, too? At least heβs inspiring me to write. If only real life were like one of my novels. At least then Iβd have a better idea of how this was going to end.
Hot Mess Summer is published by Montlake Romance and will be available in paperback and audio formats at all book retailers, and exclusively in digital format for Kindle and Kindle apps. Download a free Kindle reading app here: http://bit.ly/FreeKindle_App1
I am always so happy to get my hands on a new book by Melissa Foster. Her characters are invariably engaging and her writing can turn something simple into a story that draws you in & won’t let go. The fact that this one focuses on an older hero and heroine, a couple that are grown but not done growing, is refreshing. And I was delighted by their journey from being new friends into more.
Both Declan and Nicole are moving into a new phase of their lives – figuring out where they fit with their friends and family, and learning what they want for themselves going forward. The way they do this together, going on delightful adventures, getting closer, and growing as people is just a fun read.
There’s very little drama and angst here, instead it’s a story about self discovery filled with delightful characters, humor, and small town charm. Oh, and a good amount of heat, of course.
*****
Author Info:
Melissa Foster is a New York Times, Wall Street Journal & USA Today bestselling and award-winning author. She writes sexy and heartwarming contemporary romance and new adult romance with emotionally compelling characters that stay with you long after you turn the last page. Melissaβs emotional journeys are lovingly erotic and always family orientedβperfect beach reads for contemporary romance lovers who enjoy reading about wealthy heroes and smart, sassy heroines.