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Cipher Office series, M. E. Carter, Penny Reid Book Universe, Seduction in the City World, Weights of Wrath
Weights of Wrath, an all-new surprise pregnancy romantic comedy from M.E. Carter, is now available in Kindle Unlimited!
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Weights of Wrath
Cipher Office series
by M. E. Carter
Blurb:
Rosalind Palmer was blessed with the perfect stage name. Or so sheโs been told. There are just a few problems with it:
1) Her family doesnโt know sheโs a stripper
2) Sheโd like to keep it that way
3) She got over the nickname somewhere around seventh grade.
Unfortunatelyโbecause she likes her job and she really likes her independenceโher unexpected pregnancy means Rosalindโs days on a pole are numbered. Even so, she’s determined to make this co-parenting thing work.
Joey Marshall never thought much about having kids until he got the text announcing his impending fatherhood. Now itโs all he can think about. But there are a few concerns:
1) He doesn’t know anything about babies.
2) Adulting usually leads to disaster.
3) Itโs his best friendโs cousin he knocked up.
First things first, making sure his babyโs mama is in this for the long haul. Because now he’s got baby on the brain, he can’t wait to make this co-parenting thing into so much more.
Now all he has to do is convince Rosalind, which shouldn’t be too hard . . . right?
Join us at Weight Expectations. You never know what to expect.
‘Weights of Wrath’ is a full-length contemporary romance, and can be read as a standalone. Book #4 in the Cipher Office series, Seduction in the City World, Penny Reid Book Universe.
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Excerpt:
My door opens quietly, and I immediately sit up, knowing thereโs only one person it could be.
โRosalind? Are you okay?โ
Seeing me awake, she quickly slips in and shuts the door behind her. Her long legs are bare, ass barely hidden by an oversized t-shirt thatโs sliding off one shoulder. Her hair is pulled up so I can see the gracefulness of her neck. She looks beautiful in the moonlight and I canโt help wondering if this is a good time to finally kiss her again.
But no. We need to build a solid relationship. I donโt want to pressure her into anything sheโs not ready for.
Gliding up to my bed, she pulls the covers back. โMove over.โ
โWhat?โ Okay, I donโt think sheโs ready for anything sexual, but now Iโm not so sure.
She sighs sounding as exhausted as my body feels. โMy bed is uncomfortable. And my room has shitty ventilation. I am the baby mama. Move over.โ
โIsnโt it the same bed youโve been sleeping on for years? Suddenly, itโs uncomfortable?โ I poke playfully. Really I donโt mind her being in here. I just canโt resist the chance to see the fire in her eyes.
โI donโt make my body hurt,โ she retorts as she slides under the sheets. โI just try to accommodate whatever it wants right now.โ
Admittedly, sheโs not wrong. I got a preview of her mattress when I flopped down on it after moving it up two flights of stairs. It is pretty shitty. โOkay.โ I move out of the middle and onto the far side of the bed as she moans her appreciation for a quality pillowtop. I may not be domestic at all, but a man knows the benefit of a good nightโs sleep after a hard day at the gym. Still, Iโm not positive of her intentions, and sheโs been staring in my dreams for weeks now, so I need to clear something up.
โDoes this mean we get to have sex now?โ
Rosalind snorts a laugh and punches the pillow as she settles in. โNo.โ
โWhat? Youโre moving into my bed, and I donโt get any of the benefits?โ I joke back.
โYou get the benefit of my presence and knowing your baby and I are both getting a good nightโs rest.โ
Sheโs got me there. At this point, their safety and well-being are my biggest priorities. I suddenly understand why Abel is such a worry wart when I babysit.
Donโt give her too much sugar, Joey.
Donโt let her stay up too late, Joey.
Donโt burn the house down trying to cook spaghetti, Joey.
One time. It was one time that I blew up the spaghetti pot.
I make a quick mental note never to make spaghetti around my child.
โHey, Rosalind?โ I clasp my hands behind my head, staring up at the ceiling again.
โHmm.โ
โAre you nervous?โ
She takes a deep breath, and I get the feeling sheโs been up all night, wrestling with her thoughts, too. โAbout which part?โ
โI thinkโฆ maybe, all of it?โ
Rosalind rolls over, putting her hands under her cheek as she stares me dead in the eye. โIโm terrified. What if Iโm not cut out for this, Joey?โ
โWhat do you mean? I saw you with Mabel and Ainsley at Thanksgiving. They love you. Youโre a natural with kids.โ
โMabel and Ainsley are easy,โ she retorts. โI smile and laugh and talk to them like real people. I donโt have to keep them alive. I donโt know how to keep a baby alive.โ
Shit. Sheโs right. โNeither do I.โ
We lie there some more, lost in our own thoughts again. Iโm so excited to become a dad and Iโm equally as terrified, which is such a weird feeling. There is so much that can go wrong. So much I donโt know how to do yet. So much to expect that I havenโt even thought of. Babysitting Mabel and Ainsley is easy. Pop in a Wii game and let them go nuts. But a baby? Thatโs a whole different thing Iโve never done before.
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Author Info:
My name is M.E. Carter and I have no idea how I ended up writing books. Iโm more of a story teller (the more exaggerated the better) and I happen to know people who helped me get those stories on paper. I love reading (read almost 200 books last year), hate working out (but I do it anyway because my trainer makes me), love food (but hate what it does to my butt) and love traveling to non-touristy places most people never see. I live in Houston with my four kids, Mary, Elizabeth, Carter and Bug, who was just a twinkle in my eye when I came up with my pen name. Yeah, Iโll probably have to pay for his therapy someday for being left out.
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