
Would You Rather
by Allison Ashley
ISBN: 9780778386490
Paperback Originalย
Publication Date: August 23, 2022
Publisher: MIRA/ HarperCollins
Blurb:
Would you rather play it safe in the friend zone, or risk it all with a modern marriage of convenience?
Noah and Mia have always been best friends, and their friendship is the most important thing to them. Life is going great for Noah and heโs up for a promotion in a job he loves. But Miaโs life is on hold as she awaits a kidney transplant. Sheโs stuck in a dead-end job and, never wanting to be a burden, has sworn off all romance. So when the chance of a lifetime comes to go back to school and pursue her dream, itโs especially painful to pass up. She canโt quit her job or sheโll lose the medical insurance she so desperately needs.
To support her, Noah suggests they get marriedโin name onlyโso she can study full-time and still keep the insurance. Itโs a risk to both of them, with jobs, health and hearts on the line, and theyโll need to convince suspicious coworkers and nosy roommates that theyโre the real deal. But if they can let go of all the baggage holding them back, they might realize that they would rather be together forever.
“Pitch-perfect…gives me all the feels, and I love every one of them!”โAli Hazelwood,ย New York Timesย bestselling author ofย The Love Hypothesis ย
โAshley makes favorite rom-com tropes feel new again with a pitch-perfect friends-to-lovers story.โย โPublishers Weeklyย starred review
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Excerpt:
Mia Adrian stared at her phone screen, wondering what in the hell sheโd just read.
Noah: Would you ratherโtext message edition. Daily messages with strange animal facts OR positive affirmations?
What kind of question was that? She frowned and leaned one elbow on the arm of her chair before tapping out a one-handed response.
Mia: ???
Noah: Itโs a question. Would you rather receive daily animal facts or positive affirmations?
Mia: Um.
Mia: Neither?
Noah: Both it is.
Mia: Donโt you dare.
A banner appeared at the top of her screen, alerting her to a message from an unknown number.
When I breathe, I inhale confidence and exhale timidity.
She groaned and waited, hoping for some additional message that would give her instructions to opt out of whatever service heโd just signed her up for. Her gaze darted to her computer screen for a second, then back to the phone.
Nothing.
Would she seriously get something like this every day? How the hell was she supposed to stop them?
The text alert dinged again. Another unfamiliar number.
Elephants are the only animal that canโt jump.
She pressed a fist to her forehead.
Mia: Iโm going to kill you.
Noah: Should have done it before you taped a banana under my desk. Iโve been wondering what the smell was for days.
She couldnโt help the laugh bubbling up, and glanced around to make sure no clients were around. Noah might be her best friend, but they teased each other at the office like elementary school rivals. She liked her job, but it was still workโand their games usually helped her get through until five oโclock.
This, though? This was her personal cell phone.
Heโd taken it one step too far.
Mark my words, Noah Agnew. Iโll get you back for this.
Yet another chirp sounded, but this wasnโt a text message. It was the alert reminding her she needed to leave in fifteen minutes for her weekly infusion appointment.
She smiled at the thought that followed. Thursday meant a trip to the infusion center, but more importantly, it also meant chicken wings for dinner.
She closed her eyes and leaned back in her chair. What would it be today? Louisiana Rub? Lemon Pepper? Maybe sheโd go wild and try the Mango Habanero.
They all sounded goodโbut which sounded best?
When it came to foodโchicken wings in particularโMia didnโt mess around.
โYouโre thinking about chicken wings, arenโt you?โ
Miaโs eyes popped open and she lurched to a sitting position. Noah stood on the other side of her desk, arms folded across his broad chest.
He had on the baby blue dress shirt. Blue always had been her favorite color on himโsheโd told him so no less than fifty times. And yet he only wore the hue once a month, maybe not even that often.
She didnโt mention the ridiculous text messages. Best to let him think they didnโt bother her that much and get him back when he least expected it.
She flicked invisible lint from her black skirt. โItโs Thursday, is it not?โ
โIt is. But even if it wasnโt, Iโd still know. Nothing else puts that look on your face.โ
โWhat look is that, exactly?โ
He slid his hands into his pockets. โPure, unadulterated longing. Iโve never seen anything like it.โ
โOnly every Thursday for the last nine years.โ She leaned forward and dropped her elbows to the desk. โItโs your fault, you know. Youโre the one who introduced me to them.โ
Noah reached out and moved her nameplate several inches to the left. It drove her crazy.
No matter, sheโd rearrange the items on his desk tomorrow morning before he came in.
โI didnโt know I was creating a monster.โ
Mia laughed. โToo late for hindsight. Want me to bring some over tonight?โ
โSure.โ
She didnโt have to ask what flavor he wanted. Noah was as consistent as her doctorโs appointments. When he found something he liked, he stuck with it. Long ago sheโd noticed he usually ordered something heโd had before when they went out to eat, and once asked him why he never branched out.
โWhat if I try something new, and itโs not as good?โ heโd said.
โWhat if itโs better?โ sheโd returned.
But he wouldnโt be swayed. Wasnโt worth the risk, he maintained, and sheโd let it go.
She made a mental note to add a ten piece of plain wings to her order tonight, and swiveled aimlessly in her chair. โHowโs your day been?โ
โBoring. Full of client meetings, but you know that.โ
โIf not, Iโd be the worldโs worst administrative assistant.
Speaking of meetings, youโve got one more inโโ she checked her watch โโten minutes.โ
โI do?โ
โDarcy Lane, here to discuss her new fitness center.โ
โRight.โ He put his palm flat on the desk and leaned in a little. His eyes brightened with excitement. โSo I had lunch with my dad today.โ
She smiled, ignoring the pang of jealousy at his casual mention of spending time with his dad. There was a time she and her parents got together for regular meals, too. Now, she couldnโt even remember the last time. โYeah?โ
โHeโs going to announce his plans to retire. This week, probably.โ
โReally?โ
Theyโd been expecting it. Mr. Agnew had been dropping hints about retiring for the last three years. Mia didnโt blame himโhe was in his sixties and had built an impressive architecture firm of fifty employees that had become known around Denver for modern, sustainable designs. Heโd earned a break.
โYep. Said the principals would look to promote one of the associates after he left.โ
When Mia had started this job many years ago, it had taken her a while to learn the titles and hierarchy structure of architects at the firm. CEO, principal, associate, architect, internโฆbut eventually sheโd gotten it straight.
Mia rubbed her hands together. โWhich means a junior principal position will open up, and it will have your name on it.โ
He shrugged. โMaybe. I donโt want them to pick me just because Iโm the founderโs son.โ
She snorted. โSon or not, youโre the best candidate. No contest.โ
โThanks,โ he said, chewing on his lower lip. โIโd love the opportunity. And I know it would make my dad proud.โ
He ran a hand through his hair, leaving an errant lock sticking straight up in the back.
โNoah,โ Mia scolded. She stood and beckoned him to lean over. He obeyed and she smoothed his hair down, a ritual they performed at least twice a week. โBetter.โ
โThanks.โ He turned toward his office. โYouโd better get out of here.โ
โI will as soon as your three oโclock arrives.โ
He started down the hall to his office just as Julia and David, both architects like Noah, came from the opposite direction.
Julia paused and flashed him a smile. โHey, Noah.โ
He offered a polite greeting but kept moving, and Mia scowled at his back. No matter how many times she brought it up, he always brushed off the suggestion Julia was interested in him.
Julia, looking poised and elegant in a gray dress and heels, veered off into the break room while David turned to where Mia sat. โI canโt find the Trodeau file.โ
She blinked, disarmed by his clipped tone. She shouldnโt have been, though, because he always spoke to her like that. โUm, I thought I filed it last week. Did you check the black file cabinet?โ
He looked at her like sheโd just asked if he knew right from left. โOf course.โ
โOh. Iโm sorry, I might have misplaced it,โ Mia said, unease filling her stomach. Every time she messed upโwhich wasnโt oftenโit always seemed to involve David. The man thought she was a complete idiot. โIโll find it.โ
David just stood there and arched a sardonic brow.
Mia glanced to the side, then forced herself to regain eye contact. โI canโt do it right this minute, Iโm about to leaveโโ
โRight,โ David said disapprovingly. โItโs Thursday. Make sure itโs on my desk first thing tomorrow. Itโs important.โ
โYes, I can do that. Iโll get it to you tomorrow.โ
He didnโt reply and went back the way heโd come.
A subtle chime sounded, alerting Mia to a newcomer in the office. A young woman with long brown hair stepped into the foyer, and Mia stood.
โGood afternoon.โ She smiled, trying her best to shake off the interaction with David.
The woman came forward. โOh, hello. Iโm Darcy LaneโI have an appointment?โ It came out like a question.
โYes, at three oโclock with Noah.โ She should probably refer to Noah as Mr. Agnew to clients, but that had always been what she called Noahโs father. โIโll just let him know youโre here. Can I get you anything? Water, coffee?โ Serving and chatting with clients while they waited was one of Miaโs favorite parts of her job.
โIโm okay, thank you.โ The woman sat in the chair farthest from Mia and pulled out her cell phone.
Guess she wouldnโt be one of the chatty ones, but that was probably best since Mia had to leave, anyway. She picked up her desk phone and hit number one on her speed dial.
โClientโs here?โ Noah asked by way of greeting.
โYep. Should I set her up in the conference room?โ
โNot yet. I need a couple of minutes to get her stuff together. Iโll come get her when Iโm ready, you need to head out.โ
โRelax. I wonโt be late.โ
โYou will be if you donโt leave now.โ
โOkay, okay. See you tonight.โ She hung up and locked her computer screen. Just as she was about to turn to the woman, she heard Noahโs voice and looked up to see his head poke around the corner.
โDarcy? Iโm Noah. Iโm just finishing something up, and Iโll be with you in a few minutes.โ
The woman seemed stunned for a second as she looked at Noah, blinking several times. โUm, sure. Yes, thatโs fine. I know Iโm a little early.โ
Mia smiled to herself. The woman had no idea how much Noah appreciated that. Tardiness drove him crazy.
โI look forward to our meeting.โ Noahโs expression was polite and businesslike, and he ducked back into his office.
Mia forwarded her phone to the office manager and gathered her purse. She went around the desk and stopped in front of Darcy. โI have to head out for an appointment, are you sure thereโs nothing you need before I go?โ
Darcyโs cheeks were flushed. โNo, thank you.โ
This wasnโt the first time a woman had become flustered around Noah. The firm did mostly commercial design, and the majority of their clients were men. But occasionally women came through, and theyโd had several female interns. It was quite clear the effect Noah had on women, even if the man himself was oblivious.
Despite their long-standing friendship, Mia could still admit her best friend was hot.
Really hot.
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Author Info:
Allison Ashley is a science geek who enjoys coffee, craft beer, baking, and love stories. When she’s not working at her day job as a clinical oncology pharmacist, she pens contemporary romances, usually with a medical twist. She lives in Oklahoma with her family and beloved rescue dog.
Twitter: @AllisonAuthor
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