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Would You Rather

by Allison Ashley

ISBN: 9780778386490

Paperback Originalย 

Publication Date: August 23, 2022

Publisher: MIRA/ HarperCollins

Blurb:

Would you rather play it safe in the friend zone, or risk it all with a modern marriage of convenience?

Noah and Mia have always been best friends, and their friendship is the most important thing to them. Life is going great for Noah and heโ€™s up for a promotion in a job he loves. But Miaโ€™s life is on hold as she awaits a kidney transplant. Sheโ€™s stuck in a dead-end job and, never wanting to be a burden, has sworn off all romance. So when the chance of a lifetime comes to go back to school and pursue her dream, itโ€™s especially painful to pass up. She canโ€™t quit her job or sheโ€™ll lose the medical insurance she so desperately needs.

To support her, Noah suggests they get marriedโ€”in name onlyโ€”so she can study full-time and still keep the insurance. Itโ€™s a risk to both of them, with jobs, health and hearts on the line, and theyโ€™ll need to convince suspicious coworkers and nosy roommates that theyโ€™re the real deal. But if they can let go of all the baggage holding them back, they might realize that they would rather be together forever.

“Pitch-perfect…gives me all the feels, and I love every one of them!”โ€”Ali Hazelwood,ย New York Timesย bestselling author ofย The Love Hypothesis ย 

โ€œAshley makes favorite rom-com tropes feel new again with a pitch-perfect friends-to-lovers story.โ€ย  โ€”Publishers Weeklyย starred review

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Excerpt:

Mia Adrian stared at her phone screen, wondering what in the hell sheโ€™d just read.

Noah: Would you ratherโ€”text message edition. Daily messages with strange animal facts OR positive affirmations?

What kind of question was that? She frowned and leaned one elbow on the arm of her chair before tapping out a one-handed response.

Mia: ???

Noah: Itโ€™s a question. Would you rather receive daily animal facts or positive affirmations?

Mia: Um.

Mia: Neither?

Noah: Both it is.

Mia: Donโ€™t you dare.

A banner appeared at the top of her screen, alerting her to a message from an unknown number.

When I breathe, I inhale confidence and exhale timidity.

She groaned and waited, hoping for some additional message that would give her instructions to opt out of whatever service heโ€™d just signed her up for. Her gaze darted to her computer screen for a second, then back to the phone.

Nothing.

Would she seriously get something like this every day? How the hell was she supposed to stop them?

The text alert dinged again. Another unfamiliar number.

Elephants are the only animal that canโ€™t jump.

She pressed a fist to her forehead.

Mia: Iโ€™m going to kill you.

Noah: Should have done it before you taped a banana under my desk. Iโ€™ve been wondering what the smell was for days.

She couldnโ€™t help the laugh bubbling up, and glanced around to make sure no clients were around. Noah might be her best friend, but they teased each other at the office like elementary school rivals. She liked her job, but it was still workโ€”and their games usually helped her get through until five oโ€™clock.

This, though? This was her personal cell phone.

Heโ€™d taken it one step too far.

Mark my words, Noah Agnew. Iโ€™ll get you back for this.

Yet another chirp sounded, but this wasnโ€™t a text message. It was the alert reminding her she needed to leave in fifteen minutes for her weekly infusion appointment.

She smiled at the thought that followed. Thursday meant a trip to the infusion center, but more importantly, it also meant chicken wings for dinner.

She closed her eyes and leaned back in her chair. What would it be today? Louisiana Rub? Lemon Pepper? Maybe sheโ€™d go wild and try the Mango Habanero.

They all sounded goodโ€”but which sounded best?

When it came to foodโ€”chicken wings in particularโ€”Mia didnโ€™t mess around.

โ€œYouโ€™re thinking about chicken wings, arenโ€™t you?โ€

Miaโ€™s eyes popped open and she lurched to a sitting position. Noah stood on the other side of her desk, arms folded across his broad chest.

He had on the baby blue dress shirt. Blue always had been her favorite color on himโ€”sheโ€™d told him so no less than fifty times. And yet he only wore the hue once a month, maybe not even that often.

She didnโ€™t mention the ridiculous text messages. Best to let him think they didnโ€™t bother her that much and get him back when he least expected it.

She flicked invisible lint from her black skirt. โ€œItโ€™s Thursday, is it not?โ€

โ€œIt is. But even if it wasnโ€™t, Iโ€™d still know. Nothing else puts that look on your face.โ€

โ€œWhat look is that, exactly?โ€

He slid his hands into his pockets. โ€œPure, unadulterated longing. Iโ€™ve never seen anything like it.โ€

โ€œOnly every Thursday for the last nine years.โ€ She leaned forward and dropped her elbows to the desk. โ€œItโ€™s your fault, you know. Youโ€™re the one who introduced me to them.โ€

Noah reached out and moved her nameplate several inches to the left. It drove her crazy.

No matter, sheโ€™d rearrange the items on his desk tomorrow morning before he came in.

โ€œI didnโ€™t know I was creating a monster.โ€

Mia laughed. โ€œToo late for hindsight. Want me to bring some over tonight?โ€

โ€œSure.โ€

She didnโ€™t have to ask what flavor he wanted. Noah was as consistent as her doctorโ€™s appointments. When he found something he liked, he stuck with it. Long ago sheโ€™d noticed he usually ordered something heโ€™d had before when they went out to eat, and once asked him why he never branched out.

โ€œWhat if I try something new, and itโ€™s not as good?โ€ heโ€™d said.

โ€œWhat if itโ€™s better?โ€ sheโ€™d returned.

But he wouldnโ€™t be swayed. Wasnโ€™t worth the risk, he maintained, and sheโ€™d let it go.

She made a mental note to add a ten piece of plain wings to her order tonight, and swiveled aimlessly in her chair. โ€œHowโ€™s your day been?โ€

โ€œBoring. Full of client meetings, but you know that.โ€

โ€œIf not, Iโ€™d be the worldโ€™s worst administrative assistant.

Speaking of meetings, youโ€™ve got one more inโ€”โ€ she checked her watch โ€œโ€”ten minutes.โ€

โ€œI do?โ€

โ€œDarcy Lane, here to discuss her new fitness center.โ€

โ€œRight.โ€ He put his palm flat on the desk and leaned in a little. His eyes brightened with excitement. โ€œSo I had lunch with my dad today.โ€

She smiled, ignoring the pang of jealousy at his casual mention of spending time with his dad. There was a time she and her parents got together for regular meals, too. Now, she couldnโ€™t even remember the last time. โ€œYeah?โ€

โ€œHeโ€™s going to announce his plans to retire. This week, probably.โ€

โ€œReally?โ€

Theyโ€™d been expecting it. Mr. Agnew had been dropping hints about retiring for the last three years. Mia didnโ€™t blame himโ€”he was in his sixties and had built an impressive architecture firm of fifty employees that had become known around Denver for modern, sustainable designs. Heโ€™d earned a break.

โ€œYep. Said the principals would look to promote one of the associates after he left.โ€

When Mia had started this job many years ago, it had taken her a while to learn the titles and hierarchy structure of architects at the firm. CEO, principal, associate, architect, internโ€ฆbut eventually sheโ€™d gotten it straight.

Mia rubbed her hands together. โ€œWhich means a junior principal position will open up, and it will have your name on it.โ€

He shrugged. โ€œMaybe. I donโ€™t want them to pick me just because Iโ€™m the founderโ€™s son.โ€

She snorted. โ€œSon or not, youโ€™re the best candidate. No contest.โ€

โ€œThanks,โ€ he said, chewing on his lower lip. โ€œIโ€™d love the opportunity. And I know it would make my dad proud.โ€

He ran a hand through his hair, leaving an errant lock sticking straight up in the back.

โ€œNoah,โ€ Mia scolded. She stood and beckoned him to lean over. He obeyed and she smoothed his hair down, a ritual they performed at least twice a week. โ€œBetter.โ€

โ€œThanks.โ€ He turned toward his office. โ€œYouโ€™d better get out of here.โ€

โ€œI will as soon as your three oโ€™clock arrives.โ€

He started down the hall to his office just as Julia and David, both architects like Noah, came from the opposite direction.

Julia paused and flashed him a smile. โ€œHey, Noah.โ€

He offered a polite greeting but kept moving, and Mia scowled at his back. No matter how many times she brought it up, he always brushed off the suggestion Julia was interested in him.

Julia, looking poised and elegant in a gray dress and heels, veered off into the break room while David turned to where Mia sat. โ€œI canโ€™t find the Trodeau file.โ€

She blinked, disarmed by his clipped tone. She shouldnโ€™t have been, though, because he always spoke to her like that. โ€œUm, I thought I filed it last week. Did you check the black file cabinet?โ€

He looked at her like sheโ€™d just asked if he knew right from left. โ€œOf course.โ€

โ€œOh. Iโ€™m sorry, I might have misplaced it,โ€ Mia said, unease filling her stomach. Every time she messed upโ€”which wasnโ€™t oftenโ€”it always seemed to involve David. The man thought she was a complete idiot. โ€œIโ€™ll find it.โ€

David just stood there and arched a sardonic brow.

Mia glanced to the side, then forced herself to regain eye contact. โ€œI canโ€™t do it right this minute, Iโ€™m about to leaveโ€”โ€

โ€œRight,โ€ David said disapprovingly. โ€œItโ€™s Thursday. Make sure itโ€™s on my desk first thing tomorrow. Itโ€™s important.โ€

โ€œYes, I can do that. Iโ€™ll get it to you tomorrow.โ€

He didnโ€™t reply and went back the way heโ€™d come.

A subtle chime sounded, alerting Mia to a newcomer in the office. A young woman with long brown hair stepped into the foyer, and Mia stood.

โ€œGood afternoon.โ€ She smiled, trying her best to shake off the interaction with David.

The woman came forward. โ€œOh, hello. Iโ€™m Darcy Laneโ€”I have an appointment?โ€ It came out like a question.

โ€œYes, at three oโ€™clock with Noah.โ€ She should probably refer to Noah as Mr. Agnew to clients, but that had always been what she called Noahโ€™s father. โ€œIโ€™ll just let him know youโ€™re here. Can I get you anything? Water, coffee?โ€ Serving and chatting with clients while they waited was one of Miaโ€™s favorite parts of her job.

โ€œIโ€™m okay, thank you.โ€ The woman sat in the chair farthest from Mia and pulled out her cell phone.

Guess she wouldnโ€™t be one of the chatty ones, but that was probably best since Mia had to leave, anyway. She picked up her desk phone and hit number one on her speed dial.

โ€œClientโ€™s here?โ€ Noah asked by way of greeting.

โ€œYep. Should I set her up in the conference room?โ€

โ€œNot yet. I need a couple of minutes to get her stuff together. Iโ€™ll come get her when Iโ€™m ready, you need to head out.โ€

โ€œRelax. I wonโ€™t be late.โ€

โ€œYou will be if you donโ€™t leave now.โ€

โ€œOkay, okay. See you tonight.โ€ She hung up and locked her computer screen. Just as she was about to turn to the woman, she heard Noahโ€™s voice and looked up to see his head poke around the corner.

โ€œDarcy? Iโ€™m Noah. Iโ€™m just finishing something up, and Iโ€™ll be with you in a few minutes.โ€

The woman seemed stunned for a second as she looked at Noah, blinking several times. โ€œUm, sure. Yes, thatโ€™s fine. I know Iโ€™m a little early.โ€

Mia smiled to herself. The woman had no idea how much Noah appreciated that. Tardiness drove him crazy.

โ€œI look forward to our meeting.โ€ Noahโ€™s expression was polite and businesslike, and he ducked back into his office.

Mia forwarded her phone to the office manager and gathered her purse. She went around the desk and stopped in front of Darcy. โ€œI have to head out for an appointment, are you sure thereโ€™s nothing you need before I go?โ€

Darcyโ€™s cheeks were flushed. โ€œNo, thank you.โ€

This wasnโ€™t the first time a woman had become flustered around Noah. The firm did mostly commercial design, and the majority of their clients were men. But occasionally women came through, and theyโ€™d had several female interns. It was quite clear the effect Noah had on women, even if the man himself was oblivious.

Despite their long-standing friendship, Mia could still admit her best friend was hot.

Really hot.

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Author Info:

Allison Ashley is a science geek who enjoys coffee, craft beer, baking, and love stories. When she’s not working at her day job as a clinical oncology pharmacist, she pens contemporary romances, usually with a medical twist. She lives in Oklahoma with her family and beloved rescue dog.

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