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Grumpy Cowboy, an all new steam and laugh-out-loud romantic comedy from New York Times bestselling author Max Monroe is available now!
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by Max Monroe
Blurb:
ATTENTION: If you have been a victim of false advertising, you may be entitled to compensation. If you were ever hired to take care of a fourteen-year-old boyโs knee injury on a luxury ranch in the Middle of Nowhere, Utah, but that fourteen-year-old boy ended up being a tall, rough-and-tumble, muscular, one-hundred-percent all-man cowboy by the name of Rhett Jameson, you may have been put at risk for falling in love. Please seek counsel immediately.
Dear Counselor,
It was supposed to be simple favor for my very important boss, Frank Kaminsky of the Salt Lake Slammers professional basketball teamโgo to his good friend Tex Jamesonโs luxury ranch and provide personal medical care for his recently injured teenage son.
I thought itโd be a working vacation of sortsโa chance for my city-girl self to experience something I would never otherwise doโbut everything is upside down, and absolutely nothing is as I thought it would be.
For one, this patient is not a teenage boy.
Heโs a real-life, blue-eyed, tough-as-nails, thirtysomething cowboy who is so darn strong he looks like he could lift a car just for the heck of it.
Heโs also stubborn, rude, and we donโt get alongโฆat all.
Add in the heart-melting vision of him as a single father to the cutest little girl on the planet, and Iโve found myself in a whole different dimension of trouble.
Lust. Feelings. A whole lot of enemies-to-lovers-style complication.
Please help me. My name is Dr. Leah Levee, I am a victim of false advertising, and if Iโm not careful, this Grumpy Cowboy might just be the death of me.
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Excerpt:
Leah
ย ย Gently, I rap my knuckles against the wood, and moments later, an adorable little blond-haired girl comes running down the hall and right toward me.
ย ย She pushes the screen door open with one of her cowgirl boots and steps out until she can keep it open with just her hip. With pigtails and dimples and big blue eyes, she just might be the cutest kid Iโve ever see in my life.
ย ย Is this Rhett Jamesonโs little sister?
ย ย โWho are you?โ she asks, ignoring any sort of greeting and getting straight to the point.
ย ย I grin. โMy name is Leah. Whatโs your name?โ
ย ย โJoey,โ she answers, her small hands moving with her words. โWell, Josephine, but everyone calls me Joey.โ
ย ย โThatโs a very pretty name.โ
ย ย โAnd youโre a very pretty lady,โ she says, and her eyes move up and down my body, taking in my hair and my face and my dress and my shoes. โMaybe the prettiest lady Iโve ever seen. Are you in movies?โ
ย ย โNo, Iโm not in movies,โ I answer on a soft laugh. โBut you know whatโs funny?โ
ย ย โWhat?โ
ย ย โYouโre the prettiest girl Iโve ever seen in my whole life.โ
ย ย She giggles, and then her eyes get big. โWaitโฆoh my goodness! Are you here to teach me how to braid my hair?โ Her button nose crinkles up in the most adorable way. โMy granny told me sheโd teach me how to do it, but I think she canโt remember, and is that why youโre here? Because you know how to do it?โ she asks, and her short legs bounce up and down ever so slightly.
ย ย โUhโฆโ I pause, completely entranced by this sweet little human, but also utterly confused. โActually, sweetie, Iโm not here to teach you how to braid your hair. Iโm hereโโ
ย ย โAw, shucks.โ She swishes one fist from her right hip to her left hip, and her tiny mouth points down at the corners.
ย ย Immediately, I feel like the worst human being alive, and it takes everything inside me not to step inside the house and ask her to get me a hairbrush.
ย ย But I rein in the emotion and offer up something I hope will soften her disappointment.
ย ย โHow about this? Since Iโm going to be here for the summer, Iโll make sure someday very soon, I teach you how to braid your hair.โ
ย ย โYeah?โ Her big blue eyes light up like the sun. โYa promise?โ
ย ย โI promise.โ
ย ย Truthfully, Iโm just assuming this young girl lives here on this ranch, but I have no idea.
ย ย I donโt know if sheโs Texโs daughter or someone elseโs daughter. I donโt really know much of anything. Havenโt known much of anything since I told Frank Kaminsky Iโd take this job.
ย ย But so far, feeling out of the loop appears to be par for the course.
ย ย The girl steps out of the house on her tiny cowgirl boots and wraps her arms around my waist. โIโm so excited, Leah!โ
ย ย Iโm shocked at first by her instant affection, but it doesnโt take long before Iโm putty in her teeny hands.
ย ย โMe too, Joey.โ A tickled laugh emerges from my lungs, and I pat her head tenderly.
ย ย Eventually, she steps back and puts one hand to her hip. โSo, if youโs supposed to be here all summer but itโs not just for my hair, why are you here?โ
ย ย โI was just about to ask the same thing, Joey.โ A deep, raspy voice fills my ears, and thatโs when I realize someone else has joined our conversation at the door.
ย ย My eyes move up, up, up past Joey and land on a pair of perfectly worn-in jeans, over a shirtless and firm set of abs and an even firmer chest, and they donโt stop until they meet aqua-blue eyes that are pointed directly at me.
ย ย Holy shit.
ย ย This rugged, fine-as-hell specimen standing right behind Joey isnโt just any man; heโs the manliest man Iโve ever laid eyes on. His body is stretched tight with the kinds of firm muscles that do not come from protein shakes and a gym membership to LA Fitness. No. These are real muscles, made from hard, sweaty work on a big-ass ranch like this.
ย ย If you typed the words โhot cowboyโ into Google, Iโm pretty sure this guy would be the number one search result.
ย ย And he looks so damn strong, so physically capable of anything, I honestly think he could lift a car just for the fun of it.
ย ย With brownish-red hair that looks almost gold in the sunlight, a sharp jaw thatโs peppered with some scruff, and full lips that are set in a firm line, I canโt help but wonder who is this guy?
ย ย Rhett Jamesonโsโฆolder brother? His uncle?
ย ย Some kind of familial male figure?
ย ย He clears his throat, and thatโs when I realize just how long Iโve been standing here staring at this slightly irritated, but also handsome-looking, cowboy like a moron.
ย ย Uhโฆhello? Earth to Leah? Now would be a really great time to remember how to speakโฆ
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Author Info:
A duo of romance authors team up under the New York Times and USA Today Bestselling pseudonym Max Monroe to bring you sexy, laugh-out-loud reads.
Max Monroe is the New York Times and USA Today Bestselling author of more than ten contemporary romance titles. Favorite writing partners and long time friends, Max and Monroe strive to live and write all the fun, sexy swoon so often missing from their Facebook newsfeed. Sarcastic by nature, their two writing souls feel like theyโve found their other half. This is their most favorite adventure thus far. โ
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